What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:18

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Yes sir it is.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
{RING} {RING}
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
HELLO
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
After a few moments he returns.