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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Then came..

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

How long can I have fake braids in? I want to do it for the whole school year but I don’t know how to keep it intact.

So they tried

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

What is red light therapy? Can a normal LED bulb that we use in a room be used for red-light therapy for eyes?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

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No way

Minds and Behinds

No, not a chance

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