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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:45

Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
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No way
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance